SPOTTED: Human Perfection

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Just kidding, you know I love you Mack.  I learned just like everyone else in my third grade self esteem clinic that no one and nothing is perfect.  And I also knew right away they're obviously lying because s'mores are, in fact, a real thing.  People wise, perfection is a lot less rare.  Many people possess a couple (or many if you just plain suck) poor qualities that deem them less than perfect.  I'll update this post with personal examples if I ever recognize any of my own.
I've gotten into some strange talk/reality shows over 21 years of life.  They wouldn't be considered strange if the age demographic of the show was anywhere near my own.  I literally was watching Elimidate at like 9 and was faking sick to stay home to watch Maury at 12.  Something about those rants of "YOU SLEPT WITH MY MOTHER WHILE I WAS PREGNANT WITH YOUR BROTHER'S TRIPLETS" captivated me to that screen.
I'm now into Live! With Kelly (and now Michael).  And I'm confused as to what their demographic would even be.  Chic, 35 year old women, prego with their second kid, perhaps? 21 year olds looking to fill a hopeless void from 9-10am before class?  Either way, Kelly Ripa is human perfection at it's finest.  Maybe, that might be opinion based, but either way she's insanely great.  Might be my biggest adult girl crush since Lorelai Gilmore.  Um, platonic.  Not only did Ripa win the genetic lottery mega bucks, which yes, a decent portion of any population has some winners, but she knows how to talk.  FREAKING RARE.  I would watch episodes and diligently look for something wrong with her. I failed.  She is just extremely likeable and friendly.  She's hilarious, clearly very smart, and only awkward when faking awkward to be funny. As any girl's response would be, what a bitch.  I'm only joking; I want to be her friend and sip cappuccino and make s'mores together.  And then I'll decide what she's like the proper way.

Wait, what? 

She took Mark Consuelos off the market.
Bitch.

I'm not naive, I'm sure she's not perfect.  If anything she probably has really bad breath in the morning.
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