Thursday, September 20, 2012

I Run to Eat Chipotle

Oh God.  If someone were to steal my laptop and happen to look at my history log, I'm certain they would immediately turn it in to the closest lost and found out of grossness.  Due to my infection the other day I have the following terms very popular in my history, "remedies for burning urine" "is it ok to run with a uti" "why am I getting a UTI, I drink water" "burning intercourse".  I did learn a lot of valuable information and am currently sitting pretty, if anyone was wondering.  I won't judge you if you consult me for information if you have uncomfortable urination.  Remember these things: don't take your pain meds without dairy.  Ben & Jerry's Frozen Greek Yogurt  Strawberry Shortcake. Tastes divine.  Drink water with a 1/2 tsp of baking soda to neutralize the pee acid.  Tastes like liquid dryer lint.  Wipe front to back, after number one and number two.  It was really nice being reminded to do this by Bryant (Connor's brother) because it shows he really cares about his brother's girlfriend.

The funny thing is I scoured Google for a reliable source that told me running with a UTI is bad and the closet thing I found is something that said, "Just make sure to stay hydrated".  I only have one class on Thursdays and don't work until later in the evening and so I had no excuse to not go to the gym despite laziness.  Which, ignore anything anyone tells you, is an awesome and legitimate excuse.  I still managed to go for half an hour after 3 hours of just straight bummin' around my apartment/studying epidemiology.  If Genna (roommate) hadn't gone to the gym earlier and gave me some motivation I know I wouldn't have gone.  BUT we did have plans to get Chipotle tonight, and I have to wear a nice dress on Sunday so the 300 calories I burnt was obviously a necessity... and I literally met her at her car  to get food while leaving the gym: The healthy way to go out to eat, just run a little first.

The fact that Chipotle does order/pay online and pick up at the store (SORRY NOT SORRY BIATCH FOR CUTTING YOU IN LINE) is one of the better things in life.  I'm American, what can I say.  Oh, I know, I can say why don't you have delivery?  Sort of joking.  I do think it would be a nice asset, but I don't personally care.  I think it would benefit society if they didn't make eat-out food so freakin' easy to get. Except that's why people eat out?  I'm confused by the complexity of society's food.

xxxx
A

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