Thursday, October 11, 2012

Your Face Looks Nice Today

It's amazing what a good eye lash curler can do.  I have a couple friends who look at it before I use it as if it's a monster of a machine about to attack my eye when I bring it close.  However, it is honestly a staple when it comes to getting ready for any day.  I feel lost without it.  I blame my genetics but I have always felt my eyelashes got shorted, I compare them to little daggers.  Words cannot express the envy I have for Leah when I look at her eyelashes.  That girl has the most luscious lashes I have ever seen.  I want to post a picture of her eyes so everyone can see but that may be a little invasive to her.
I'm a big makeup connoisseur.  Guilty.  I spend a lot of money on expensive makeup.  That may sound surprising, as I don't (think I) come off as a fugly plastic skank, but I just care a lot about what I put onto my skin and I enjoy the art of applying makeup.  Yes, I consider it an art because I have seen those websites "celebrities without makeup" and holy shit if that's not creating something beautiful out of nothing than I don't know what is.  Seriously, Google it if you don't have a life for like thirty seconds.  It's like seeing some of these people for the first time.

Sometimes even I forget what I look like with completely no makeup on.  Even after I shower I usually still have traces of eye makeup on, and I wash my face before I sleep every night but in the morning I can tell I have left over mascara at least.  I found nothing takes it ALL off unless I don't put on anything in the morning, then I take an afternoon shower and that really clears off everything.  I'm sure it's unhealthy to only have this happen every so often, but I've never bothered to spend time wiping every last bit off.  Girls, I know you feel me on this.
This morning I woke up and I had a minor headache.  To me, it was god awful because I never get headaches so I literally referred to it as a massive migraine to my mother but I have this innate feeling that a massive migraine feels nothing like what I had.  So I went to the bathroom and was like eff this shit I can't be bothered to do my face.  I ran all my errands with leftover-barely any residual makeup on and then came home.  I then took my afternoon shower and BAM.  Total bare face.  Damn.  I looked like I was 15 again.  My upper chest didn't help.  I then thought about if I was a boy (because boys don't wear makeup) would I be attracted to myself?  I decided no, definitely not.

Girls with zero makeup are definitely not bad looking, even if a guy says "Yikes" when he sees one who rarely doesn't go fresh faced.  (AND THESE ARE THE SAME DUDES WHO SAY THEY PREFER WOMEN WITHOUT MAKEUP.  MY ASS YOU DO)  It's just different in my opinion.  And the more you see a girl with makeup everyday, (no matter the amount, although some is way more dramatic) the more surprised you'll be with what she looks like bare.  I don't mean just in the nude.  That would be surprising too, of course.  I had to go sans any makeup when I had pink eye for four days and I got a few, "ARE YOU OK?"'s and "You look different today..."
Genna went completely bare faced for the first time during a tutoring session we did with little Korean kids when we were in Sydney and one girl loudly said, "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?"  It's called going au natural you mean little devil child.  It'll keep your pores clean so chill.

xxxx
A

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