Sunday, December 2, 2012

Benefits of Unpopularity

Last night was pretty awesome.  It was The Romantic Era's CD release show and I went with Genna, Jenna and Kelsey.  We got as sloppy as possible while maintaining a certain amount of class obviously.  The guys had a great turnout in my opinion and the crowd was super enthusiastic including glow sticks and beach balls being thrown.  At most of Connor's shows I tend to find myself in between the middle and back of the crowd, I feel more comfortable being out of sight by the whole band.  I don't know why.  No, I do.  I like the shows they have that are really crowded and a lot of people are drinking because I make some really strange, awkward comments to the people around me.  **A HUGE BENEFIT OF PEOPLE NOT KNOWING WHO YOU ARE.  I take so much advantage of this.  Last night some girls pushed me so they could get closer to the stage and the boy in front of me looked back and offered to also let me go ahead of him.  I said, "No it's fine I'll just sleep with him later."
 He didn't really have a response.    
Whatever.  I do know that the four of us had a great time rocking out, and it must have been appealing to some of the guys around us in the crowd.  This boy came up to me, mid-song, asking me my name.  Then where I was from.  Then he proceeded to ask what I was doing...  
"I'm listening to a concert..."
His response, naturally, "Do you have a boyfriend?"
"Uh, yeah.  He's up there."   *I point to stage*

If there was a real face for that sketchy -_-  shakin' my head SMH face, I received it right then.  Do you think I'm lying?  Once he's done contemplating my response he points at my friend Jenna and before he says anything I said, "She has a boyfriend too.  Sorry."  He nods and walks away.  Peace.

Then like 2 two hours later we're walking to another bar and we're all mushed up in this crowd because people don't know how to disperse, and Connor gets caught up talking to someone.  This never happens.  It happens all the time.  And meanwhile these two guys start talking to my friends and I, attempting to flirt with us, kind of failing miserably, and one asks who we're going home with.  I point at Connor and the dude's response, "Yeah...right."

Excuse me? My sass intensified so much when he said that.  I definitely had a little too much attitude (aka: alcohol) when I asked him what that was supposed to mean.  I then tried daring him like a thousand times to go up to Connor and ask if I was his girlfriend.  I can be so immature it disgusts me.  And knowing my boyfriend so well, my plan probably would have backfired because Connor would mess around and be like, 'I don't even know that girl.'  So maybe it's good the boy didn't follow through with my dare.

This post may make it seem like I get annoyed with the fact that Connor is more popular than me.  However, I'm not.  I like keeping to myself and being low key with just my friends.  If I wanted to be more popular I simply would make that happen.  Seriously, what nude videos don't go viral.

xxxx
A

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